Anonymous asked: Hey hey-!!ahhh ive just had a marvelous idea-! So I was thinking house wife! Reader w yandere! Sanemi, tengen(+his wives with him if that's okay), giyu, mitsuri, (and maybe rengoku, but I don't want to overload you so you don't have to add him-!!). I was thinking of house wife reader, who has a electrix fly swatter-! So-- here's an example of how she uses it; someone enters the kitchen while shes cooking right? She tells them to leave and it'll be ready soon, they don't.. So.. She taps them on the hand with fly swatter and shocks them!! "Hya!! Take that-!!" (Not hard enough to actually hurt though!!) So long, so sorry!! Thank you for your time lovelyšš Ah! Iāll try it! Iāll do kinda-short stories for each to spice things up! I would love to add Kyojuro but five is too many! Yandere! Shinazugawa Sanemi Sanemi was irritated and calm as he slowly walked up to his Estate, blood staining his snowy white haori and sheathed katanaās hilt. He may have been done with today and his many missions but he was very eager to get home to his beloved wife. Though, his brief excitement as he thought about you was cut short when he heard a sudden yelp echo past the closed front window, leading into the kitchen Concern started pumping through his bloodstream in a instant, as he immediately drew his katana and kicked down the mansionās massive doorway, prepared to murder whatever demon was trying to attack his wife. Rushing down the hallways at his top speed, he leaped off his heels to turn the corner, pushing open the kitchen door with his shoulder Flaring his katana threateningly, he was ready. But the sight before him relieved his tense nerves quickly yet made him feel still a bit on edge. You, with a electric fly swatter raised over your head as you pouted at the demon crouched before you. The demon was holding itās hand, clearly, it was shocked by the fly swatter āItās not ready yet and itās not for you! Donāt try take it!ā You chirp mad with that soft silky voice of yours, readjusting your apron over your elegant kimono. āNaughty boy!ā You suddenly say in a scolding manner, before turning around and facing your husband. Your eyes glowed with joy as you smiled at Sanemi, making his frown convert into a prideful and excited grin in a instant. He was obsessive over that smile, he could look at it all day
āWelcome back, my love. Dinner is nearly ready. I kinda got distracted!ā You remark nervously, quickly returning to the stove and the boiling pot of rice, ready to be served with the rest of the piping hot parts of the delicious bento box you were making, originally as a surprise for Sanemi. Veins of rage grew on Sanemiās forehead as he glared deadly lasers at the demon laid there pathetically. This demon deserved unbelievable lord of hell for bothering you, a crime punishable by death
In a mere blink, the Wind Hashira diced up the lowly demon on the floor into the tiniest chunks that disappeared into black ash quickly, all in movements you couldnāt possibly concept as he mindlessly dropped his katana when the deed was done and threw his arms around you in a slight tackle-hug, basking in your warmth and comfortable skin as you turned off the stove
He missed you dearly. He hated being away from you, but at least he always gets to see the wife he is so insane for every single day and nobody will lay their hands on you, Sanemi will ensure youāll stay safe and his forever and ever
Yandere! Uzui Tengen(+ a bit of his wives)
Tengen laughed pridefully, accompanied by his beloved three wives on each of his sides as the big couple walked back up to the one and only eccentric Sound Estate after they left in the morning for a important business meeting, arriving back in the late evening. All four are beyond excited to see their precious little housewife again. The three girls chatted among each other as Tengen thought intently about you, your beautiful face and the amazing memories of his wedding with you
Suma hopped up the elevated steps hyperactive and ready to relax on her futon, going ahead her husband and co-wives and dainty hand reaching for the huge classy doorway. All four stopped in sync, raw fear shooting through until it clouded their rational thinking when they heard the loud noise of a splatter against the wall, something like a liquid spraying
Tengen immediately shot off his powerful heels with no more thought left, other than extreme concern for your safety, traversing through the flashy and luxurious halls so fast, he simply blurred by like he was a semi-invisible insect. The three Uzui wives followed their much quicker husband in a rush, pushing off the nearby wall to get a further boost forward as their usual running speed couldnāt keep up. Are you okay? Are you hurt? The Uzui wives stopped in place at Tengenās still self, he kicked down the kitchen door he stood before
Blocking the kitchenās entrance with his massive frame and shielding his three wives, the Sound Hashira rose his mighty Cleavers up and ready to strike, the three women close behind prepared their on-standby Kunai incase their husband needed backup. The scene before the unsuspecting four almost made Tengen giggle outloud, despite the immense concern and anger he was currently experiencing
You huffing annoyed, quickly fishing out the recently cooked Tempura onto the pile of cooling down Tempura and turning off the piping hot deep fry device as the demon clutched itās shoulder with shocks coursing through its flesh, leant up against the nearby wall. The electric fly swatter rested in your palm as you flared it enough for the demon to see and a opened carton of milk was discarded on the floor, making a small puddle of white liquid
āMaking me leave my post⦠What a naughty young man! Trying to take my food when itās not even finished!ā You frowned annoyed and grumbled under your breath. You were quite occupied with fixing up the dinner that you didnāt notice your husband neither co-wives were standing silently the doorway
Suma cried out, throwing herself onto your waist and accidentally pushing you up against the counter, sobbing loudly and pressing her cheek onto your stomach. She was so unbelievably worried that you had gotten hurt by the demon, thankfully, she and her loves arrived just in time to protect you and her heart was returning to usual pace in relief
āDokusssha! Iām so so so so soooo relieved that you didnāt get hurt! Thank you, gods!ā Makio growled annoyed at Suma, yanking her off entirely and scolding her for hurting your back when shoving you up against the counterās hard rim. āIām sorry, Dokusha. Iām happy that youāre okayā Makio remarked much gentler towards you before going back to arguing with Suma
Hinatsuru chimed in gently, checking your hands for any burns from the hot stove and your body for any injuries, feeling around for any wet but luckily, nothing. The demon hadnāt gotten the chance to try get up from itās place as Tengen rushed over to the demon in a single blink of the eye and swung his mighty cleavers in a up-swipe, cutting the pathetic beingās head clean off and then carelessly walking away from the body beginning to shed off into clumps of black dust
āHow wonderful. Youāre in perfect condition, Iām gladā She purred pleased and relieved as Tengen came back to you and running his gigantic hands across your rosy cheeks, relief poured out of him like oxygen as he pressed a kiss onto your forehead, a loving kiss. All four were so happy that they came home to you alive and well, for everyday to be the same as today would make them all happy enough to never ask for anything again
Yandere! Tomioka Giyuu
What a beautiful present for his and his wifeās first year anniversary. A golden promise ring decorated by a big F/G gem. Giyuu smiled internally to himself as he imagined your reaction to it, such praise and rosy cheeks falling off you as you proclaim how much you love him. He was beyond excited to get back to the Water Estate
Each step felt like a eternity, yet he was so close as he passed through the gates with the bag clung to his wrist. He finally reached the big front door of the mansion and placed a hand on the wooden frame when a very loud thud emitted from the furthest right window
Where the kitchen is. Giyuu dropped the bag in as extreme panic coursed through him and rushed through the halls after slamming the door open, quickly finding his cleaned and sharpened katana perched on the wall besides his bedroom door. Snatching it out of the hilt, Giyuu breathed heavy on speeding feet
He needed to get to you before the demon in the house could lay itās filthy hands on you. Pasting through the maze like halls as fast as he could, Giyuu pushed open the door with all his might, almost breaking it and positioned himself ready to perform Dead Calm but all his bloodthirsty means washed away at what he saw it
You, scolding the demon on itās knees before you with a big pan of cooked salmon discarded on the floor and the electric fly swatter in your hand as you smacked the whiny demonās back again. Causing it to twitch with the electric shock
āWhy would you touch my husbandās dinner! I spent all day on that! Naughty! So naughty!ā You chirp madly, crossing your arms disappointed. But your anger didnāt last long as you felt Giyuu suddenly grab your hand and that drew your attention onto him. You smiled in a instant, blushing at the feeling of him pressing a passionate kiss onto your knuckles
āHello, my love. Iām sorry about the mess, I accidentally dropped your dinner but Iāll fix it, Iāā
āI donāt care, Dokusha. Iām just so thankful that youāre okayā Giyuu avoided the food mess on the floor with careful slight movements to reach you, wrapping a arm around your waist possessively, after he finished worshipping your hand, and pointing his katana at the demon. Giyuuās glare of pure disgust and hatred was more than sharp enough to dice the demon on itās own. He can barely stand anybody looking at or touching his wife, let alone a dangerous animal like a demon
Giyuu gently pushed you out of the way with his eyes still on the demon, so you wonāt be in any risk as he swung down his sword, dicing the demon into thin slices, like how you cut cheese, before turning back to you and kissing your forehead
Giyuu could care less for the mess of wasted food nor the demon, he loves you too much to let you go, so all he truly cares for is having you with him for everyday. The little time he gets to spend with you is driving him lunatic, more than he already is. He genuinely believes that you deserve to have every ounce of his love so he does it, with no problem
Yandere! Kanroji Mitsuri
Almost overwhelming excitement bubbled so much in her tummy, she felt like her blood was becoming as weightless as balloons. Mitsuri hopped forward, like a curious little bunny on her way to her eccentric mansion, the Love Estate where she knew, her beloved wife awaited for her to come back
Even if she hadnāt done any gruelling missions but instead gone to pick up groceries for you, Mitsuri was still very happy to see you again as she missed you. She always has been so joyous merely seeing you clean the kitchen counter, quietly and calmly before bringing over the dinner you made for her. She loved how cute you are, her little housewife and her relief over the fact she got to marry you over every man was endless
Mitsuri, with many bags full of fresh groceries strapped to her back, over her shoulder and on her left hand as her right hand reached out to the pretty homeās massive doorway. She was about to push it open, her smile unbreaking until the sound of something hitting the wall. What⦠what was that? Mitsuri asked herself, panic and anger rushing through her in a instant
Without care, she kicked the door wide open and shot off like a speeding cannon towards the nearby cupboard, laid her signature katana. She didnāt have time to unsheathe as she pulled the entire thing away from where it sat and pushed off on the corner to keep running. Youāre in danger, youāre in danger
How did a demon get in?! When did a demon get in?! Are you okay?! God, please donāt take you away from her, Mitsuri knew she wouldnāt be able to live anymore if she lost you. Quickly charging through the door of the kitchen, she knocked it down altogether but she didnāt care as the bags of groceries she couldnāt take off in time were half empty, a trail of food was left behind her but thankfully, all intact
Mitsuriās eyes watered in thankfulness and she bit back her cries as you were in the far corner with your hands on your hips and the electric fly swatter cupped between your left palm and hip. The demon was growling lightly at you, the thing thrown was a pot that laid on the floor besides the door. Clearly, the demon tried to knock you out with a pot but you were faster
āDonāt touch the food! Itās hot and itās not ready!ā You scold firmly, keeping your trusty fly swatter on the go as you frowned and shook your head at the demonās lack of response nor understanding. You sighed before speaking in a slightly disappointed tone; āSo naughtyā¦ā The stove you were previously using was off and the ramen noodles you were cooking was still left steaming in the stiffer
Mitsuri cried audibly with no more self-control left, grabbing onto you and pulling you towards her. She wrapped your dainty yet mighty arms around you tightly, softly sobbing in relief and digging her nose in your nape to breath in your beautiful perfume. She was so afraid she lost you in that moment. The Love Hashira hissed back when the demon begun hissing like a feral cat
āHow dare you⦠how dare⦠you⦠try hurt my precious wifeā Mitsuri barked, openly aggressive and openly furious. She didnāt bother trying to hide her rage any further as she unsheathed her thin ribbon-like katana in one smooth motion, gently moving you out of the way so she can swing it with no risk of cutting you, the lengthy metal twirled in a tornado style as it quickly sliced the demon into ten equal parts
She watched it start to dissolve into smoky dust, metaphorical steam blowing out of her nose as you laughed gently at her, moving one of her long braids off her shoulder. The delicate gesture snapped Mitsuri back to reality, she dropped her katana and hugged you again, smiling and sniffling at the same time
Yes, Mitsuri has made quite the mess with the groceries she was so carefully bringing home but she did not care a single inch. She will happily sacrifice a dinner or five to make sure you are safe and healthy and now that her anxiety has died out, she will silently cuddle you until she has to go back to clean up her mess